Funny notices found in the bar
• Special cocktails: For the ladies with nuts
• Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
• Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
• Special today-no ice cream
Funny holiday notices in the hotel shop
• For your convenience we recommend courteous, efficient self service
• If this is your first visit to Tokyo, you are welcome to it.
• Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
• Specialist in women and other diseases.
• Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists
Funny notices in the hotel grounds
• Stop. Drive sideways.
• Please do not feed the animals. If you have suitable food please gives it to the guard on duty.
• A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
• Ladies please leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
• Take one of our horse-driven tours-we guarantee no miscarriages.
• Would you like to ride on your own ass?
We at Weetwood Hall could not contain our laughter when we read these but thought it would be a good idea to share the fun with you.
This hotel in leeds is renowned for its stunning hotel grounds and facilities, and the staff are sure to make your stay a memorable one-without the funny signs.
For more information about this leeds hotels visit www.weetwood.co.uk and take full advantage of the rates on offer.